[1] Ok, we’ve talked about the best/worst dressed at the Oscars and Lady Kanye. Yawn. Moving on: My friend wrote a book based on her blog based on hipsters. Buy it or something. (Stuff Hipsters Hate)

[2] Poor sad, lonely Lindsay Lohan: she’s probably fired. But hey, that’s one less celeb (read: hot mess) designing clothes, right? (Jezebel)

[3] Guess who’s not a hot-mess? Ever-classy indie darling Zooey Deschanel! What’s this? An interview with M. Ward? Happiness for everyone. (BlackBook)

[4] My head nearly exploded when I saw this photo. Someone, somewhere, write a sitcom for Betty White and Posh, please. Should we start a Facebook group? (DListed)

[5] Speaking of FB and Betty White, she will be hosting SNL. Let’s celebrate the power of social media, y’all. (Newser)